Dear Writers of the TV Series Lost:
After watching another season I’m convinced you all are crazier than the look in Benjamin Linus’s eyes.
But that’s why I adore you so.
(Ben, too — oh, how he’s grown on me!…although I’d pass up crazy-eyes any day for a swim with Sawyer. Meow.)
Thanks for another fun, bizarre season.
PS. As I wrote last year, I still have yet to find my special skill as a potential castaway. I swear I can contribute — please write me into next season!