Chapter 8,231 from “Kids Say the Darndest Things”:
My 6-year old told me yesterday he had something funny to tell me.
“Mom, what if a bug ate your uvula?! Ha, ha, ha!”
I wish I could’ve captured the stunned Holy Crap, What Just Came out of My Child’s Mouth?! expression because it took me a few seconds to remember that the uvula is the thingy that hangs down from the roof of your mouth in the back of your throat…and not, er, something else.
Why this is funny to him, though, is another story.
It’s been a long, long week. TGIF!!