Note to the Nice People Looking for Flavor Flav:
I do not know Mr. Flav personally, although it is true I wrote about him in one of my very first posts. I’m sure he’s very nice, clock charms and all, but I don’t have much more I can tell you about him. Sorry.
PS. Thanks for upping my blog stats.
Note to the [Nice?] People Looking for Behemoth Bosoms:
I see you’re still here, still looking for those big b–bs in the same post in which I reference Mr. Flav. I even took the reference out because you were annoying me with your web traffic, but that silly Internet brings you here anyway. (The beauty of caches, cookies, something along those lines?) Sorry, but I’m sure there are plenty of other sites that will offer you “more” of what you’re looking for.
PS. Thanks for upping my blog stats…but you still annoy me. Now go.
Note to Self:
Fifteen minutes of blogging fame due to aforementioned terms quickly running out; must find ways to use Flavor Flav and potentially lewd references in future.
Return movie rentals.
Stop eating Halloween candy.
PS. Constantly checking one’s blog stats is an indicator of interest and motivation, not compulsion.