My parents got T-Rex a Webkinz for his birthday (aka “stuffed animal with gimmick and heavy ad budget”). My mom told me it was a present for both of us, since his and my birthday are only a day apart. She said she saw this one and just had to get it, knowing how much I love this animal.
Yeah, funny, Mom.
(And that concludes this summer’s run of Susan’s Raccoon Revue.)