You are cordially invited by the Professor

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Obtain degrees from prestigious non ac Universities based on you life experience.
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Regards,
Professor. Luis

Now? Right now?

Are non-accredited universities (excuse me, Universities) ever prestigious? Or is he referring to the lack of air conditioning?

Me life experience? It’s far too expansive and intriguing to work into just one degree, although a B.S. comes to mind.

But if Professor Dot Luis is in charge, it must be good. He’s very polite, and NO ONE is turned down. Not even me — or you.

(See, I’ve already found my new career 🙂 )

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One thought on “You are cordially invited by the Professor

  1. Gosh, a BETTER degree from a university without air-conditioning? Damn, Professor. Louis, don’t you know that there’s a heat wave happening in the South right now? Talk about life experiences…

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